What is the dumbest question you have heard someone ask?

It could be on Answers or by others around you. I work at a movie theater and somebody tapped me at the usher stand and asked me where the concession stand was. Another lady, the next day, asked me, and I quote, “Is your small popcorn the biggest one you have?” Yes people can be really stupid and I just want to hear what stuff people have said to you.

I was working in a supermarket once and a lady asked me where I could buy Quorn bacon. (Quorn bacon, in case anybody doesn’t know, is made of vegetable matter but looks and supposedly tastes like bacon… you know the kind of thing.) When I told her we were out of it, she asked me

“Well, do you have any OTHER sort of bacon?”

It took me about 5 seconds to come up with an answer I considered tactful enough not to get me fired.

“Only the kind that comes from a pig…”

She nearly threw up when I said that.

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